Furious Five

What is Furious Five?


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Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.

"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."

See wank, spank the monkey, jack off, toss off, beat off, Wizards Sleeve


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