Furious Messiah

What is Furious Messiah?

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When a man puts his open palms together as if he is praying, then jams them up a vagerooooo, gets angry and makes two fists while still inside the ol' ham wallet and then lifts the young lady up, mounts her on his shoulders and throws her back down real angry like so that her tinkletwat tears open all over the place and is real gross lookin so no man will ever go near her again. BUNG!

This chick was being a cunting whore so I gave her the ol' furious messiah. Her cunt looked raw beef after a few whacks with a meat tenderizer. it was awesome. seriously. just the fuckin' best. ever.

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