What is Furiously Masturbating?
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A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
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