What is Furk?
1.
Comes from the rural suburbs of ventnor,a small town on the isle of wight, originating from the aboriginies of ventnor Post Office. Use Furk in exchange for any verb, it is slang for doing any activity, or to insult somebodies mother,or to go behing a noun, to emphasize its immportance.
Furk off you Furker.
Furk that over here.
Just put that furking thing in 'ere.
Im going for a Furk.
2.
Replacement for another word that my mommie doesn't want me to say.
Used in teeny AIM chats.
hottiegurl:lik omg did u c dat new britny concert OMG
supachick:i saw it and was lik 'omg wat teh furk'
hottiegurl:LOL furk
supachick:shut teh furk up u furkin faker
hottiegurl:FAKER OMG SHUT UP
supachick:furk face
hottiegurl:i am so not fake i meen omg i by all my clos at 'young chikiez'
supachick:ooooo wow stil fake
hottiegurl:FURK
hottiegurl has furked off
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3.
Doing something for fun that happens to coincide with your field of expertise. Similar to "geeking out", but at a heightened level of intensity because it engages both the work ethic and the recreational desires of the participants.
In the middle of the party, Cosmo and Marty pulled out a laptop and started furking on a computational fluid solver for optimizing mixed drinks.
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4.
fake fur, usually an animal print or pattern
What is that furk coat she's wearing?
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5.
Furk is a verb, usually used with".... through" or "...under" or "... in". It means to
Furk through that
rammel and see if you can find my specs, I already furked in the haystack full of needles while you were furking under the ferrets' cage.
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6.
Consisting of two words: Fun and Work. Any job that one enjoys performing but can also be considered work.
The hooker told me she considered last night to be purely furk.
"Man I can't believe they are paying us for this. This is totally furk!"
7.
has no definition. Just an expression for any emotion.
Furk this!
This is furking great.
I got a furking A!
