Furnace Ass

What is Furnace Ass?


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The extreme discomfort/cramping/sweating associated with the overindulgence of too many hot wings (or other spicy food), too much cheap beer, or a combination of them both.

John missed football practice because his furnace ass kept him in the bathroom all afternoon.

See beer, bathroom, spicy, men, food, joke


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