Furniture Edit Meaning

1.

Marijuana, colloquial, obscure. Used to camouflage in mixed company or in telephone conversations.

"Hey, wanna come over and help me move some furniture?"

"Whoa, that was some heavy-ass furniture."

"Dennis and I burned some old furniture last night. It was danky."

See upholstery, recliner, chilling, relaxing, smoking

2.

The term used for women attached to a domicile as a perk (like renting an apartment that is already furnished).

From the movie Soylent Green:

Shirl tells Thorn that she's getting a new tenant

Det. Thorn: He'll like you. You're a helluva piece of furniture.

Shirl: Don't talk to me like that. Please.

Det. Thorn: OK.

See furniture, women, future, overpopulation, soylent green

3.

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

See whore, slut, cockpocket, slutfuck, prostitute

4.

another nickname for a man's package

before going rock-climbing, i had to make sure all the furniture was in the same room

See junk, package, genitalia, testicles

5.

referring to ones teeth

damn dogg did you see that hoe's furniture, it was all messed up!

6.

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?

That piece of furniture is hot.

7.

Habbo Furniture are mostly known as the currency in Habbohotel, or mostly.- As known we can't use Habbo Credits in Habbo, so mostly people playing Habbo would mostly call Furniture their currency.

"Gemme two furniture and both must be 3 coiners"

See furniture, furni, habbo, currency