Furniture Disease

What is Furniture Disease?

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.

Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.

Afro-titties

1. Nipples with long excessive curly black hair, looking like an afro. Wow Chris I really need to get my nipples waxed, they're beggi..

Zimps

1. at once ineluctable and omipresent, it's impossble to say what it is... is it? Oh, zimps. I've completely forgotten what it ..

H-loc

1. H-LOC, abbreviation for Hot Lunch on your Chest. hot lunch is defined here well, and the rest is self explanatory. Often used to ridicul..

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