Furniture Disease

What is Furniture Disease?

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.

Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.

Evil Flying Pink Cooter Monkey

1. Taylor's new name. It's out of love I swear. The girl whom makes me kick myself in the ass every time I talk to her... the gi..

Douchesaurus Rex

1. One who seems to go out of their way to be an extreme douchebag and doesn't realize it. Dressed in his Dickies cap and Wal-Mart fa..

40 Oz Express

1. a tit, specifically the one who pounds the skins. 40 oz express is an absent minded professor of the kit, and lives constanly in the sh..

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