Furniture Disease

What is Furniture Disease?

When a woman's breasts sag to their waist and/or further. They usually become smaller and wrinkly from beinging out of their original position.

Whoa! Your grandma's saggy tits really shows that she has a nasty case of furniture disease.

Vag Mag

1. Person, Place, or Thing that has the astounding ability to attract females (Vagina aka Vag) with some kind of mystic magnetic like force..

Doop-pucker

1. A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage. Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick. See money, ..

Datemarks

1. Significant dates on the calendar around which you schedule important activities, such as vacations, ATS and cool surprises for your sec..

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