What is Furniture Porn?
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Photographs or film in which the viewer's attention is driven towards the interior decorating and furnishings of a room or place. This may or may not include product placement.
See House Beautiful, Western Interiors, and the like for print examples. The movie Mr and Mrs Smith contains a chase scene in which the characters comment on the beauty of products in the store through which they are driving.
"Did you see that new ikea commercial? Total furniture porn."
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A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.
If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight...