Furp Edit Meaning

1.

v. - When a person farts and burps at the same time or at about the same time. It can also be whenever a fart and burp happen at the same time or at about the same time.

"Are you sure you want to have Taco Bell for lunch? You know that makes you furp."

2.

A burp that smells like a fart. Whenever you eat a food that has high concentrations of methane prducing biodegradables. In addition the food can contain high amounts of garlic, onions, peppers, or cajun seasoning.

The end result, after consuming said meal followed by carbonated beverages, you begin to expell large amounts of burps that smell as bad as or worse than a fart that you have een holding for 36.7 hours.

These furps can be considered noxious, and follow the same Silient But Deadly rule as farts. Not to be taken lightly.

After that meal at Crapplebee's, Joe had a bad case of the furps. He soon was able to clear the local watering hole oafter half a PBR.

See furp, bart, burp, fart, gas, smelly, smell, stinky

3.

The loud sound generated by the rapid oscillation of the anal sphincter which is a direct result of the expulsion of a considerable volume of intestinal gas at great force which causes an overwhelming aroma of nauseating proportion.

"Grotee let a furp go and, man, you could feel the ground shake, and afterward, damn, I almost vomited."

4.

To almost burp after eating but the burp goes back inside and does not become a burp after all, so the burp fails.

Andy tried to burp, but he ended up just to furp that.

See back, furp, burp, fail, eating

5.

(ferp) Noun. The process of holding in a fart and it backfires back into your intestines to be expelled with even greater force.

Man, I just furped. Everyone has 3 minutes to clear the room!

See explosive, movement, with, dangerous

6.

The sound a fart makes when you've been holding it too long and it reverses back up the colon and into the gut. Eventually it may emerge as a 'bistulum' (ass scented beltch).

I clentched hard and furp(ed) loudly only adding to the confusion within the lift.

7.

n. a term at VMI in which a freshmen rat at VMI that looks good.

Acroymn for Fresh Rat Pussy

There goes some Furp I would like to hit

See fresh, rat, pussy, vaginia, clean, moist