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Going out with a friend of the opposite sex and pretendings it a date.
Me and lisa went out for dinner and a movie. Little did she know..
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tape used to keep nipples from popping out under clothing when it's cold
Dude, it's 30 degrees in this room. I can't wai..
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Self-administering an enema too soon before anal sex, causing an involuntary release of one's bowels during the act.
The pool man ..