What is Futard?
1.
1. a
2. a really dumb person
Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.
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2.
Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.
Abbreviation of F*cking Retard
My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!
3.
conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with
That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.
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