Futard

What is Futard?

1.

1. a fucking retard

2. a really dumb person

Wow, did he just walk right into a fat guy's belly button? What a futard.

See fucking retard, retard, stupid, asshole, dumb, retarded, dick, sucker, asswipe

2.

Someone who's stupidity defies all logic and reason.

Abbreviation of F*cking Retard

My god you are such a Futard, you can't even open child proof locks!

3.

conjunction originally meaning FUcking reTARD. usually used with assbag

That futard assbag just kicked me in the nuts.

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