What is Futchered?
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To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.
Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?
Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??
Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!
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Oral sex that results in laryngitis-like symptoms the next morning, including hoarseness, sore throat and/or a weak voice.
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A state of contented aloneness.
He was trying to be induberious as he watched three of his closest friends drive away...
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Term used to describe an elected leader of a group of friends, however they dont actually have any power as no-one listens to them.
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