What is Futchered?
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To Futcher someone is to completely and utterly DESTROY them... this is often associated with stealing someone's partner. It actually transcends even this. To be Futchered is the be brought down to such a level where you don't even have the self-motivation to kill yourself... There is only ever one single record of a man being Futchered. And it is kept in a top secret File cabinet at the centre of a top secret Military base. the victims family were placed under the Futcher protection act 1992.
Passing stranger: Holy shit! dude, are you ok?
Dude: ...I...Cant.... I........ Can you pull this trigger please??
Passing stranger: Oh no... you've been... FUTCHERED!!
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A slang term for Kotex maxi pads.
Karen: It's that time of the month again. I need to buy some pocket rockets and launching pads...
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Noobyslope / Noobislope
noun. A theoretical slope of noob-like skill. One who is one this slope, is a noob. (noob, noobier, noobiest)
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