Futem Edit Meaning

1. The act of quickly putting your penis down in your pants when someone comes walking in. -Dude, my mom almost caught me masturbating yes..

1. When someone moves a chair in a room above yours creating a strange scraping, rasping sound *trying to sleep* *horrible rasping sounds ..

1. Any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. These include "Smirnoff ice" and "zima&q..