Futensil

What is Futensil?


1.

a combination of futile and utensil; in other words, using a utensil inappropriately. this can be extended to using any object in a way not in the original design.

dan was sitting there, staring off into space, using an icepick to clean his ears. he should know better than to use a futensil for such an intimate action.

See inappropriate, slacker, improvisation, fork


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