What is Futility Belt?
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A belt that is too small to fit around your waist, even after sucking in and squeezing it around your super-fat love handles.
Rachel was going to wear that silver belt I lent her, but after struggling with it for ten minutes she decided that it was a futility belt and wore the brown one instead.
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Meaning: I love you, we belong together, we go well together.
Actually a Forrest Gump reference: "We goes together like peas and ..