What is Futon?
1.
another word for an asian.
"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"
"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"
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2.
-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time
"Damn, that bitch is a futon"
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3.
A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.
I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.
4.
A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.
I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new
Yugo ?
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5.
A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning
"clutch"
This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances
Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.
After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...
"Futon!"
After making the subway right before the doors close...
"Futon!"
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6.
A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.
Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.
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7.
n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."
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