Futon Edit Meaning

1.

another word for an asian.

"Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!"

"That bitch had a cute face for being such a flat assed futon"

See yellow, gooky, kamikaze, nip, slant, zip, niggins

2.

-n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

"Damn, that bitch is a futon"

See foot, cake, cakee

3.

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

4.

A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo?

See bed, couch, yugo, nerd

5.

A word in the used in New England region mostly meaning

"clutch"

This could apply to any number of activities or circumstances

Usually the word is said alone in a loud voice without any other add-ons.

After making a last minute shot in a basketball game...

"Futon!"

After making the subway right before the doors close...

"Futon!"

See futon

6.

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

See devil, concrete, evil, bed

7.

n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back."

See sore, lying, hurts