Futon Bum

What is Futon Bum?

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A person who spends all their free time laying on a futon, especially in a college dorm room. They usually lay there all day and watch TV and often sleep on it.

Dude, Brian has been on the futon for the past 18 hours! He's such a futon bum!

See futon, bum, lazy, worthless, sack of shit, tv, sleep
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