Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Afdn

1. Pronounced 'Afden', this is a necessary 'workplace friendly' acronym for the term 'ass-faced-dick-nose'. T..

Juggjasm

1. A juggjasm is where the male of the species unleashes his manhood on a woman's jugg or juggs. Best if the woman is not clothed, at..

Jacking-off

1. masturbation When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes. See Sarah ..

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