Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Hopalongcassidy

1. A.)A cripple, especially one with crutches. After his sad lawnmower fight, Benjamin would forever be a hopalongcassidy. See Donnie..

Fever Jerk

1. (verb) - Jerking off to get sweaty and reduce your fever when you are sick. My fever was 101.5 an hour ago. Then I did a fever jerk an..

Doch

1. A long skinny penis, like a pencil dick Your doch is like a wet noodle..

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