Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Unitdaisy

1. A mod at RvB who loves baby monkeys and is willing to change the name of a bar to include the words, "Baby Monkeys." She loves..

Celleption

1. "Cell Phone Reception" or "Cell Reception" rolls off the tongue quite easily when shortened. I'll have to call..

Usakweehif

1. 1). A face-off between two men who have inserted lit firecrackers into their urethra's. A winner being the male who first successfu..

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