Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Virgin Sweaty Earl

1. a sweaty earl without the cum. See sweaty earl. same scenario, minus the cum...

Canadian Cannoli

1. The act of one man ejaculating deep into a Canadian man's colon. Damn, Seijinn just gave Salty Roast a Canadian Cannoli. See anal..

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