Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Yyf

1. This means Yuch Y Fi in Welsh simply meaning Yuck! in English. Claudia - Oh my! there's poo on the floor! Jean - YYF! Claudia - ..

Tents

1. An interjection to let the receiver know they are making the speaker pitch a tent. The exclamation can be gender neutral and may be use..

In Bed

1. Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid. "You have very good skills and exceptional talents&q..

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