Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Afghani Goggles

1. Similar and often confused with tea bagging. This does not involve putting one's ball in the mouth, but mearly draping the scrotum..

Trique

1. ho I am NOT a trique!!!! See melody..

Yucky Alien

1. the act of mooning and spread your ass cheeks while having a turd peaking out of your ass. Dillan gave me the dreaded yucky alien last ..

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