Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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You Can't Win 'em All

1. one cannot always be successful (often used after one has failed) Damn, the Patriots beat the Eagles. I guess you can't win '..

Ultra Sound

1. When a guy shoots his wad on a girls stomach and spreads it around with an X-Box controller,PS2 controller,remote, or your limp cock. ..

Fufufu

1. A Japanese term for (often evil) laughter. It is often used in manga or manga-styled scenes in anime when someone is deviously plotting ..

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