Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Illust Shuu

1. A book of illustrations all done by a single artist. A personal art portfolio that has been published. "I'm a big fan of her ..

Upchuck Hick

1. When a woman somehow decides to suck a Hick Chimp off, swallows his semen, and then vomits it back up all over the Chim's face. An..

Yellow Bomb

1. to have sexual relations with a woman then urinating within the condum and tossing it at the womans head. while pronouncing BOOOMMM BITC..

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