Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Ich Liebe Du

1. I love you in german . German person 1 : Ich liebe du German person 2 : awww ich liebe du . See german, love, romance, like, :)..

Crispy Bangs

1. Crispy bangs are bangs that have so much gel on, that they go crispy. She had the crispy bangs (...) and long blond hair. (Janeane Garo..

Eye Shandy

1. A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal ..

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