Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Cank

1. For purposes of modern slang, the word was originally developed as a combination of the words COCK and CUNT for the radio show "Tas..

Fhizzywanker

1. an asian's vaginal meat or their vaginal paste -can I c ur fhizzywanker? -yeh sure!, take a lick. See fhizzywanker, vaginal, mea..

Vistaphobe

1. Anyone who fears Microsoft's latest OS (or POS). Pete: Say bro, you gonna upgrade to the new Windows Vista? Joe: Not no, but HEL..

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