Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Ohiboka

1. Arabic for "I Love You" Ohiboka habibi is I love you my beloved. See love, hayati, habibi, amor..

Linolium

1. The lamer that never was. OMFG linolium sucks. See lamer, idiot, sucker, noob, wannabe 2. Leet floor that will own you all linolium..

Velcro Hoe

1. a super-clingy ass woman who usually calls when she needs a ride, some eats, or when shes alone, even if you left her house. She won&apo..

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