Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Zero Consent

1. The best ska band in the worldish...! Fig A: you heard that great track waster? Fig B: Yea man! its world number one Fig A: Bitchin&a..

Zhu

1. A Chinese word for pig. Ni shi yi ge da pang zhu! (You are a big fat pig!) See pig, fat, big, chinese, mandarin, asian, hog, insult ..

Doodled

1. To be among friends in a fun, silly, state of mild intoxication. This is one step above tipsy, but not quite shit-faced. Super-doodled i..

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