Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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1. When you fart, but the air comes up over your taint and tickles your balls or girly parts. Oohhh! I just had a taint bubble! Lucky I ha..

Gooksmuggled

1. Tricked, or fucked over for laughs we pretended to be a chick and tricked my friend into sending us cock picks over the internet. then ..

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