Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Ahet

1. A synonym for hate. Comes from typing too quickly, and hitting the keys for hate in the wrong order Ben: You're gay Ben: Now you&..

Dipfuckinshit

1. the friend that got you fired thanks for getting me fired you dipfuckinshit See fidel..

Victim's Ratchet

1. A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the ere..

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