Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Down With The Hang

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Scumbag Slut

1. (n.) One that indulges in felching used condoms (scumbags), regardless of what orifice it was used to penetrate. The afflicted individu..

Queefinator

1. Slang term meaning stupid or retarded. Andrew is such a queefinator. See stupid, fag, douch, dork 1. Slang term meaning stupid or re..

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