Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

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Chachina

1. a slang term for a vagina wow my chachina itches!..

Bortha

1. Something that goes beyond the realm of cute or even "sooo cute", this kind of cute can kill people.Beware of any animal that ..

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