Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Jampt

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Jettajet

1. (1)Likes to correct others grammar or punctuation in an online forum or blog, not realising that they are infact being made fun of. (2..

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