Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Nut Ornament

1. A girl that looks good and always hangs around but you will not date her. That girl hangs from my balls so much she is my little nut or..

Jih

1. basically anything...kinda like eh except this didn't originate in Canada Person 1: This principal is on crack!! Person 2: Jih!? ..

Qtumpkin

1. The act of cleaning one's ears with a cotton swab (Q-tip) while recieving a blumpkin. Last night Lucy gave me such an awesome Qtum..

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