Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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See martin, luther, king, jr, mlk 2. A great civil rights leader who has been honored by having a day that nobody remembers and a street i..

My Computer Is Acting Retarded

1. An excuse to get off of AIM or any instant messaging service when you don't want to talk to someone. Very effective, because everyo..

W00tenanny

1. A clandestine meeting of Haxors over the Internet. The chat room was full of haxors- today was a major w00tenanny...

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