Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Inivite

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Dirty Herman

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Jewnior-christ

1. Jew that find Christ in themselves without the help of organized religion. That Jewnior-Christ is so contemptious of religioun and peop..

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