Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Governer

1. A term for a really fat kid who has bad facial hair and plays Yu-Gi-Oh. They are commonly seen in highschools and are known to wear real..

Couch Browsing

1. The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop. Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up usele..

Knee Sex

1. knee sex is when while making out with a guy(laying down), he carefully rubs his knee against a girl's crotch to stimulate her vagi..

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