Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Veteran Paint

1. Cool way to say blood I fell off my bike and scraped my knee. I got veteran paint all over my pants See blood, crash, veteran, paint, ..

Octopus Stage

1. adj. The stage that frequently falls between the two stages of tipsy, and drunk. Nah, Jimbob only made it to the octopus stage last nig..

W.w.s.l.j.d

1. what would Samuel L. Jackson do? guy: look there's a man and his wife robbing a diner, W.W.S.L.J.D? guy 2: he would kick ass and..

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