Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Calver

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Air Mine

1. Quite simply a highly toxic fart left in a room when its main occupant is not present, to be discovered later when the occupant returns...

Country Thick Head

1. A wide dick head that looks like beer can. A penis the size of a cat head biscuit. josh puckered your asshole, you must have had the co..

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