Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Not Keeping Up With The Jone's

1. Not buying the latest and greatest, making do with what you have, because you have more important places to put the money, such as your..

Tinted

1. Another way of describing your level of intoxication. (mainly describing high levels of intoxications) "Yo I'm fucking tinted..

Manhattan Phobia

1. Fear and hatred of New York city "Im sorry, I can't meet you in the big apple, I have Manhattan Phobia" See phobia, man..

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