Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Jiffy Pop Ass

1. young, slightly overweight female whose ass is destined to blossom to over two ax handles wide. Cute in the face wide in the base, she ..

Turn Your Bike Round

1. To go and have a shit, poo, crap etc Blimey mate i am touching cloth and have a huge tortoise head i really need to go and turn my bike..

Yang Bangers

1. (1) A Yuengling beer (2) Crunk Juice Kurt: Yo Dawg we need to get crunked AJ: I brought the yang bangers playboy! See beer, yuenglin..

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