Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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W00ted

1. to be owned, pwned, killed, and/or insulted doing something stupid in a funny or noobish way dude you got wooted..

Hubes

1. huge boobs. Check out those hubes over there. See huge, boobs, breasts, tits, jugs 2. Ass hairs, or ass pubes. that bitches hubes w..

The Lyrical Hampster

1. A hampster from the streets with enough class to be called lyrical but with a smug edge so as not to be fucked with. I'm the lyric..

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