Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Ual

1. The act of getting fellatio, head, or blowjob. Ual derived from the noise that a girl makes when she deepthroats a mans member. It could..

Zip And Whip

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1. not normal titties, but ASIAN titties Dude with small penis 1: Look at that chinese chick!!shes hott. Dude with small penis 2: Yea, sh..

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