Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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to submit to, (a) the wit of a cunning linguist; or, (b) oral worship by part- ners of the same gender. Dialog from movie (Training Day):..

Gomasuru

1. (n): Someone who is sucking up, kissing up, or is a teachers pet. When a co-worker or student is brown nosing to a higher authority. &..

Oget

1. A hideous pseudo intellect who is dilluted and riddled with false predictions and conceptions. An Oget would have a girlfriend that loo..

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