Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Carnie Cuisine

1. Food sold at the carnival. Deep fried twinkies and giant pickles for dinner again?! See wysiwyg..

Fallen Soldiers

1. Abandoned beer cans with portions of beer (mostly backwash) still remaining, commonly found at parties. "Dude I got so hammered r..

Jerrican

1. Portable gasoline container A: "we have no fuel anymore" B: "Ok, I take the jerrican and I come back" -----------..

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