Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Ecourage

1. When someone will send flirty emails and texts, acting like they are interested in you, but when you hang out in person they act all non..

Underpronation

1. is the opposite to pronation where the feet don't roll inward enough. Wearing the wrong type of shoe will lead to painful shins and..

Sosume

1. A shorter and more awesome way of saying "so sue me" Works well with a bit of sarcasm. I honestly think your mum is a f*cking..

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