Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Zatzke

1. a pussy whipped guy who buys ford trucks with mismatched gears and dana 44's on 44" tires just because his girlfriend said it..

Scim

1. The act of dragging one's nutsack across another individual's face Stop sciming my face, sweety, I'm trying to sleep..

Joni Mitchell

1. Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen..

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