Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Quizmonkey

1. (Semnopithicus quizus) The native species of primate belonging to the region of Pu Chute in Western Chiwibble. These are often found f..

Hen Pen

1. another word for whorehouse or brothel. a place to find booty... I went to the hen pen and got myself some women... See brothel, whor..

Conjeez

1. 1. Level of horniness. 2. Desire for physical contact. My conjeez are through the roof. I need to get some ass tonight. I haven'..

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