Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Texas Fling-a-wing Doo

1. After fucking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her ass to warm up some BBQ sauce and her pussy to store blue cheese dressin..

Bims

1. A pair of fake timberlands. Joe: I only got $30 but i really want a pair of "Tims" Mike: So run over to payless and buy some..

W Blue Sky Lives

1. Infinite capacity due to some technical screwup on the part of your antagonist. Thank god I got, like, w blue sky lives there! See unl..

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