Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Karazee

1. Obviously the longest and stupidest way of saying "crazy" "This shiet is karazee foo" See manders..

Ejacuearly

1. 1) A term used to describe a Premature Ejaculation. Not EjacuLATE, but EjacuEARLY. 2) Masturbating to online porn early in the morning...

One Ham Slam

1. A quick, and almost violent pull of the male penis, which brings instant ejaculation after the first pull. Typically done after a long ..

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