Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Lmfaobbq

1. Laughing My Fucking Ass Off Bar-B-Que Used when something is extremely funny Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom! LMFAOBBQ..

Morphadike

1. When a bitch/chickenhead/gurl resembles a man or has a man vagina and a womans vagina That Hoe Ciara is a damn Morphadike 2. its when..

You Know I Love Ya

1. A phrase used to minimize the damage after insulting someone. Often accompanied by "I didn't mean that" or "Just kid..

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