Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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W.a.p.

1. Wet Ass Pussy, Juicy Pussy, Aquafina, Good Snapper. Guy 1:What happened wit the lil deal u had da other night? Guy 2:Oh u know i fucke..

Benefico

1. one who enjoys inter-racial homosexual pornography, usually obsesses over the anus Turn off that damn computer, you're pulling ano..

Cock Wear

1. Item worn on the male genitalia. It can be a condom, a tube sock, boxers, briefs, or a banana hammock. Did you see that banana hammock ..

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