Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Enscoped

1. adj; Focused; litmiting intense concentration on a distant object or ideal The enscoped realm of law-enforcement will occasionally step..

Rofbmflhfo

1. rollin on floor bcuz my fake legs have fallen off Jack - I'm soo stupid Jess - ahahaha rofbmflhfo jack - wtf?? See lmao, rofl, ..

Zajicek Sandwich

1. (V.)You fool around with a girl. She fools around with a different guy. You fool around with her again. This all takes place within a sh..

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