Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Union Colony Preparatory School

1. Once the smartest school in Greeley, Colorado. Now experiencing brain drain and falling faster than the US auto companies. "You kn..

Ill-built

1. In reference to a person having a weird shaped body. Damn, ya girl ill-built as fuck, she's shaped like the Tazmanian Devil...

Uptanker

1. It is the comapnion to the drydocker. To rid a commode of its flushing water, and to then deficate in the tank on the rear of the commod..

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