Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

See Hook em Horns

Zip And Guzzle

1. Oral sex, a good old fashioned slurp job. From the Latin - zippendius guzzleium. His pulse quickened as she got down and gave him a sp..

Self-googler

1. A person who engages in frequent Internet searches for references to his/her name as a means of boosting self-esteem. "She pretend..

[sm]

1. The Steamboat Mafia. A gang that is usually associated with contract killings. Dude! he got SMstomped Shit its the SM! See sm, reno, ..

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