Futon Turd

What is Futon Turd?

All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.

"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"

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Philma Whole

1. Name used in Afganistan to describe someone who wants there anus full of dick juice! Philma Whole is asking me for sexual favors!..

Dinojob

1. Oral sex administered by a huge female, usually accompanied by loud grunts and a roaring noise. "Grrrrrraaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!" ..

Vandriff

1. Horrible horrible vaginal dandruff. To the point where it looks like the bitch's pussy hair looks like it got snowed on. "Dud..

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