Futondom

What is Futondom?

A type of fabric cover used on futons to prevent leaking of bodily fluids on the cushion during sexual intercourse.

My roommate bought a futondom last week so he and his girlfriend could have sex on the futon without getting spooge on it.

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Queerishness

1. Directly proportional to the tightness of a mans leather pants. Bon Jovi Ian DeVine is a tid bit queerish 1. Directly proportional ..

✔

1. A Tick Man thats fuckin sweet i got a ✔ on my maths test. Shit yeah your the man. See ✔, tick, tits, bong, dick, shlong, ass, boobies..

Returd

1. returd re·turd·ed, re·turd·ing, re·turds v. tr. 1. To deficate feces that has already been deficated and re-inserted into the colo..

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