What is Futtock?
1.
fut-tock. (n.) - An extremely hairy pubic region located on the female mons veneris, extending past the genitalia to the anus and buttocks.
Ben has a futtock, and it's really futtocky.
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2.
The concrete balls which are placed on the top of gateposts.
One of my futtocks has dropped off!
3.
An iritating person or fool, sounds rude but isn't.
...to which Jake replied "Shut the hell up you stupid futtock!"
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