What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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1. Conceived or seemingly conceived from some unrestrained girlish fantasy (which may include some/all of the following: sickening amoun..
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A hot dad with small children. Term used by bored mothers at the park/schoolyard in suburban/urban settings.
"Have you seen little..
