What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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A person who carries out dealings with birds of the Ciconiidae variety. May involve buying, selling, growing and also delisting of such ..
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hilltop/hillside slang.
used when taking things
to the extreme or
exaggerating.
"shorty got them muhfuckin god damnit melissas ..