Future John

What is Future John?

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

Gowen

1. The highly unorthodox method of using wasabi as lubricant for anal sex. Colin: He did Gowen. Alex: That's going to leave a burn! ..

1. netspeak for whine or wine. similar to w8 (wait). Possibly originated as a typo. User 1: thx but ill w9 for a better version User 2: T..

Garfungel

1. Crust left on the face after giving a jablonsky. Look at the garfungel on her face. See jablonsky, crust, facial, dry, skin..

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