What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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the actor commonly known as Ben Affleck.
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A dinkle winkle is the most amusing slang for penis.
My boyfriend's dinkle winkle isn't the largest around, but I love him re..
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A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails
The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forw..
