What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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A man who has a hairy chest and patches with just bare skin.
The guy from 40 Year Old Virgin when he was getting his chest waxed and di..
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discreet for picking up chicks. rationale: one method to start a conversation is to drop some change and have it roll over to someone wh..
