Future John

What is Future John?

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

Uselyness

1. 1. usefulness, but way better and much more extreme. 2. the ability or act of having a use, et cetera. The reason emoticons exist is d..

Double Barreled Shotgun

1. When two guys align their dicks in parallel (resembling a double-barrel shotgun) and penetrate the pussy in hopes of bottoming out. Hey..

Iggishism

1. eskimo use of naughty words oh golly, did you here the iggishisms coming out that mother-trucking eskimo's sass-hole Mr. Powell? ..

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