Future John

What is Future John?


1.

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

2.

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.


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