What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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noun: a fatty buldge in the crotch region on indians
Damn, that's the primest crotch pooch I have ever seen!
See Brittany
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Noun.
1. A john (customer of a prostitute) who is easy to deal with, is gentle and does not request dangerous, painful, kinky or diffic..
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a really abnormally tall girl/woman
"That chick is 5'9''!? Dang she's an amazon woman!"
See shorty, midg..
