What is Future John?
1.
a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
2.
a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
Random Words:
1.
to spend time together in the horizontal position, not particularly with sexual contact (but it is acceptable)
laying around goofing of..
1.
A female who does anal, oral, and just about everything else... with the exception of vaginal intercourse, so she can still claim to be ..
1.
Something cheap that gives the impression of a luxury item. Plastic spinner hubcaps, Fake designer watches, Chrome plastic jewelry, Etc...
