What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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a city, or neighborhood in that city, where "hipsters" congregate. usually semi upscale, yet affordable due to mom and dads mo..
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The large breast of a Gothic girl.
"Holy shit, look at the Vampire Biscuits on that girl"
See elvira, big tits, water bags, ..
