What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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To poop on the beach by the treeline.
I have to unload the jet skis on that picnic table by that vacationing family.
See dump, poop, t..
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a park that shows tall redwood trees and is north of Orick(california) and the gift shop is pricy
they have a talking paul bunyan that ..
