What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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a thin person who has put on weight in strange places resulting in man breasts and a pot belly
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Girls who are colombian but know english.
they tend to talk with spanish accents and pronounce words differently. they wear bright colo..