What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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Camel toe displayed by a man. While disgusting at any age, becomes increasingly common as a man ages and his desired beltline rises.
My..
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A boner you get from looking at an under-age girl.
I was watching Full House when all of the sudden Michelle Tanner gave me an illegal ..
