Future John

What is Future John?

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

Purple Hibiscus

1. the most horrible book on the face of the earth, mostly compared with Mein Kampf, by Adolf Hitler. John: I have to read Purple Hibiscus..

Zurilla

1. having to do with a blind ape in the streets of arkansas that has a fetish for plastic Man, that zurilla ran over twenty-seven tourists..

Cba Man

1. Can't Be Assed. Feeling lazy and cannot be bothered to do anything. Badman1. oi, u wanna gwan sum football doh? Badman2. CBA Man!..

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