What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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Noun: An endangered species that hides in the pants, or more commonly the underwear of male humans. It is always ready to attack the fem..
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To destroy the open half of the milk carton so badly that you are forced to use the ILLEGAL side.
I was so thirsty and trying to get in..
