What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
Random Words:
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When your boyfriend appears suddenly in the living room wearing nothing but some aluminum foil as a skirt, a tupperware bowl on his head..
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Doing a dude in a field behind your farm house and as you are ejaculating you tip over a cow on him.
Greg spent a month in the hospital..
