What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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a gay guy who's so far in the closet (or wardrobe!) that he's in Narnia.
I can't believe that he hasn't come out to..
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The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his c..
