Future John

What is Future John?

a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.

After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"

a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack

The Future John will suck dick for coke.

Zimmered

1. To be one-uped by someone else. I had that great story about when I saved that rabbit from being eaten by the cat when I got Zimmered b..

Optigoo

1. The gooey substance found in the corner of your eyes when you wake up in the morning. Go brush your teeth and wash the optigoo out of y..

Penguis

1. A male part, PENIS also known as, DICK. Also can be used to call someone an idiot. Ha ha ha u have a little PENGUIS. or Wh..

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