What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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a dumb slut with blonde hair who's sometimes really clumbsy.
"At the dance last night, my friend banged on a true blonde in t..
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A woman's gift of nag.
Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.
I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her va..
