What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
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Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.
Hot woman: Knock knock.
Me: Who's ..
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An unfashionable footwear combination. Wearing thongs with socks on at the same time.
Dave ducked out to get the paper wearing his warm..
