What is Future John?
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a superhero with the powers to travel to the future and do John like things.
After he saved the day, yet again, Future John exclaimed, "See you... in the future!"
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a very motivated yet homosexual loser who mows lawns to make money for booze and crack
The Future John will suck dick for coke.
Random Words:
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Hitting/striking someone over Instant Messenger, ICQ, mIRC, etc. Usually in a playful banter. Also can be used over e-mail
/me hits you..
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An extremely rare animal that resides in the kankles usually surviving off the the food that the fat person drops down their shirt. Usua..
