What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Person who has to leave the bed to go get the KY Jelly.
"I'm normally a gentleman, but the bed was so warm last night, I had ..
