What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandysc..