What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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a word a 12 year old made up that sounds like something to do with sex.
hey brooke, want to give me some ice action?
brooke-do u even ..
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Similar to a dumb-ass. Think of an ass with jingle bells hanging from his behind.
Can you believe he's up there karaoke-ing to ABB..
