Future-fuck

What is Future-fuck?

1.

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

See funk, fast-forward, panic

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