Future-fuck

What is Future-fuck?


1.

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

See funk, fast-forward, panic


21

Random Words:

1. a girl with braces who sucks at giving head. My ex-girlfriend was a cock killer. See cock, killer, braces, head, chipped beef..
1. any Mopperized fluidacious strawberry-flavored human juice......that compels further thought..
1. What the majority of America is addicted to, along with McDonald's. In volves sitting on your couch and eating snacks while getting..