What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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A guy who appears normal, once you get him talking, he can go on and on about his masturbation habits.
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1. To be engaged in a verbal assault on either a 16 year old female or a complete idiot who does not know they are being fucking pwned.
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