What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Someone with a nice butt. So good its (as said in Pop-tart commercials) "Crazy Good"
Guy: Man Jennifer has a nice butt
Bob: ..
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the ring around the water in a dirty-ass toilet
"dude that bathroom was NASTY. severe turtle hem.."
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