What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Invisible particles released into furniture when sitting on and farting
Dan: Man, those movie theatre seats are musty!
Trey: No doubt..
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the act of which a girl is spanked with a wooden spoon
"yo she was mad hyphy so i gave her the italian shank and she loved it"..
