What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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adj. really fucking awesome.
"Dude, this burrito is so fucking champ."
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The offspring which results from the mating of a male zebra and female pony, especially Shetland pony --> think My Little Pony(*) w/..
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A girl with a hot body but an ugly face. See Buttaface.
She's got a hot body but she's a little hit in the face.
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