What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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The creater of the imaginary image or thought.
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Inaccurate spelling of masturbator].
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An particularly unattractive vagina, often resembling a piece of meat (i.e, beef, bacon).
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