What is Future-fuck?
1.
to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
See
Random Words:
1.
An incurable disease which leaves you powerless to the ways of older men.
Most commonly seen in the form of excessively fangirling male..
1.
1. (n) the act of a male or female licking/suckling on/carressing with the mouth in any way or fashion, the female breast.
2. (v) givin..
