What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Pronounced ka-lag-a-dag-a-ling. When someone makes loud Pterodactyl/parrot-like noises at random intervels. In past-tence called Kalagad..
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Like saying retarded except when talking to or near a person with the name rick.
That is so rick-tarded
See retarded, tarted, rick, ri..
