What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Adjective.
Added to one's name this is a general reference of one's superior strength or toughness.
Dude, you just broke tha..
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To wobble one's finger savagely in close proximity to another's 'butthamper'
'I jellyfingered your butthamper&..
