What is Future-fuck?
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to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.
It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"
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Twitter etiquette. This includes such considerations as language, information about locations, adding and removing followers.
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(v) the ability to jump over a couch
*Standing in front of a couch, trippin' balls.*
George: I have virtuousity to do this
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