Future-fuck

What is Future-fuck?


1.

to fathom certain possibilities then hold them in place as inevitable events, thereby constipating the feeling heart with the weight of fear.

It could have been a really great evening, but I future-fucked myself imagining how he'd ask me to cut my hair and learn how to barbeque "weenies"

See funk, fast-forward, panic


21

Random Words:

1. A sexual encounter INCLUDING yourself and two others, not four total people as the moron first thought. That kid thinks that if you tak..
1. The one private school in Atlanta without affluenza. Progressiveeducation; fairly liberal; smart kids who don't give a flip about w..
1. A rabid supporter of candidate Ron Paul. Usually a tad on the looney side. Most ronbots buy into 9/11 conspiracy theories. See ronbot,..