What is Futureshop!!?
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A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.
After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!
The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.
Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.
Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!
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Guy: Hey guys, what's new.
Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.
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a store that sells electronics and other such things
lets go to futureshop to get a tv
Random Words:
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The bits of toilet paper that stick to your arse hairs after taking a shit.
I hate toilet paper that's so soft it leaves Arschnoog..
