Futureshop!!

What is Futureshop!!?


1.

A place that does not actually exist, but if it did would provide an immediate solution.

After a heavy dilema is presented, or a period of silence falls, it is appropriate to call out, "Quick! To the futureshop!!" The idea is that the solution will be within the futureshop!!

The two exclaimation points are totally required, even if it isn't the last word in the sentence.

Guy: Crap, I can't find my hat.

Guy2: Quick! To the futureshop!!

_____________________________________

Guy: Hey guys, what's new.

Guy2: Absolutely nothing man. We even tried cleaning out the futureshop!! but even that couldn't break this boredom.

2.

a store that sells electronics and other such things

lets go to futureshop to get a tv


90

Random Words:

1. The credo of the anarcho-dandy, as set out in The Chap Manifesto "The rising tide of chappism struck fear into the hearts of the v..
1. When something great is expected, but only a very disappointing substitute is received. I thought she was gonna blow me, but instead sh..
1. a "grinderman" is a man with great sexual power. the word probably refers to the act of "grinding", a metaphor for t..