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When wearing a long shirt, such as a sweatshirt, pull the boat out of the basement. The lift up your shirt to expose the goods and your ..
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When you wake up your girl by giving her a facial (ejaculate on her face).
The bitch was passed out so I gave her a gooey sunrise to ge..