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Texting on your cell while taking a dump.
David is the ultimate multi-tasker as he is an expert at turd texting.
Mother: "What&ap..
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While wearing a cape you run off a couch, land at a 45 degree angle on top of her, say Smokejuice, bang her, give her a snowman slap, an..
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To have a crushon 5 or more people.
A: "Oh, Nick is so hot.. I wish I didn't have a crush on him OR I didn't have a bo..