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A 9 MM Pistol that holds 16 rounds. A 9 MM Pistol with a fifteen round magazine and one round in the chamber.
Fully loaded and ready t..
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To totally screw someone over by making a mess of their pad when they're trying to make a good impression.
"Those monsters, t..
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Generally what really, really, ridiculously good-looking women do to super duper awesome guys.
Hot woman: Knock knock.
Me: Who's ..
