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n. Masturbating with a well lubed hand of a passed out girl.
Ever since Petey donned the velvet glove for the first time, his life has ..
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When one presses his genitalia against a pane of glass as a vulgar display.
He gave a pressed rat to the jerk who cut him off.
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A large defecation, or shit. Usually a relief to dispose of accompanied by extreme satisfaction. The sort you really look forward to, so..