Fuzzy Bumpkin

What is Fuzzy Bumpkin?

n. 1)a hick with a fuzzy mullet

2) A cute, painted, fuzzy, bird-like creature

1) I went down to Southern Delaware and those farmers are such fuzzy bumpkins.

2) I painted a fuzzy bumpkin and hung it on the fridge.

A cute way to describe a woman's pubic area as slighty hairy. Usually used in context when speaking to a loved one about her vagina.

"Hunny look! I have a fuzzy bumpkin! Do you think I should shave it?"

"Want to pet my fuzzy bumpkin?"

See fuzzband, fuzzlewuzz

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