What is Fwa?
1.
Failure with Attitude
Derived from the name of popular rap group 'Niggaz wit Attitude'. The name of an outlandish rap/academic crew formed in Keysborough, Melbourne, founded by JB Homez and Y-Dogg after repeated failures in the classroom and success at writing rap lyrics.
"I'ma a member of FWA!"
2.
FWA is what happens to your hair after being caught in rain, humidity, or any other severe weather.
It is raining SO hard outside, and my hair is all FWA.
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3.
Future whore of America; a pre-teen or teenage girl, to young for prostitution, but well on her way. This includes girls wearing an excess of makeup, particularly slutty clothing, or UGG boots.
Matt and I walked by Abercrombie and took some time to laugh at the fwas.
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4.
Free Wales Army. A paramilitary group established in Wales in the 1960's which had close links with the IRA (Irish Republican Army). Set up by Dennis Coslett and Julian Cayo Evans to instigate armed rebellion against the english. Motto was "Fe Godwn Ni'n Eto" ("We Shall Rise Again").
The FWA were responsible for acts of armed resistance.
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5.
Stands for Fat Women Addiction. This type of illness is an entirely psycological disorder which is vicious and relentless in its attack on the human psyche. Symptons include the continous need to pursue and copulate with Fat women. Although this illness can condem the victim to a life of misery 70% of cases are treatable and in rare circumstances cureable. Only one registered F.W.A clinic exists although many underground surgeries exist around the world (treatment on the black market by non registered F.W.A clinics is highly dangerous with some patients not only nearly dying but also moving on to the next stage of F.W.A, F.T.A. This stands for Fat Troll Addiction and in 100% of cases will lead to irreversable brain damage and eventually death)The F.W.A clinic based in Ipswich, England produces a handy leaflet which lists means of preventing a bout of F.W.A in potential victims. The most successful of these is avoiding all alcoholic substances and avoiding local weight watcher habitats.
Doctor: "Take one pill twice a day and avoid all alcoholic consumption and hopefull your F.W.A will clear up in no time"
Patient: "Thank god"
6.
For when you're speechless, and have fuck-all else to say.
Could be when angry or when gutted.
"Here's your coffee"
*Spills it on person*
"Fwa! Why the hell did you just do that?"
7.
used when pissed off, and swearing just doesnt cut it
i just broke my moms favorite coffee mug... fwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
