Fwongbat

What is Fwongbat?

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A monkey lizard that dwells within the depths of any bowling alley who munches on the rubber soles of bowling shoes and the dandruff off the heads of regular patrons.

Hey Jim, are those new shoes?

Yeah, the soles of my old ones got worn real fast... a little too fast.

Ya know, I have noticed your dandruff disappearing at the alley lately.

I know what you mean man.....

...fucking fwongbat
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