What is Fwoofy?
1.
a big crappy mess o'hair that looks like a monster trying to devour one's head.
lindsay: is that a monster on your head?
kevin: no, my hair's just fwoofy today.
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2.
1. Similar to
2. What one might say when one really means to say
1. Chelsea: OMG, my hair is really static-y today.
Dennis: No it isn't, it's just fwoofy.
2. Chelsea: Did you just say fwoofy?
Dennis: Yeah, I guess I did... Well, I think I meant to say floofy.
Chelsea: Oh.
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