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A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.
Alfonse is ..
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Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop..
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Someone who is waaaay past their prime but still tries desperately to cling to a very very gay sense of fashion intended for miserable, ..