Fymwd Edit Meaning

1. An erection that is so hard, that it defies the hardness of a turtle's shell. Man, I had such bad turtle wood, even Splinter would..

1. How a valleygirl would say, "oh my god", to start another one of her senseless conversations about shit. "Oh, my, gawd. ..

1. it's when your at work and feeling lazy as shit and you tell your boss your going to take a poo and take a nap on the crapper. Man..