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An Illinois resident who lives in the lower 3/4 of the state - anywhere south of Chicagoland.
"Where are you from?"
"Ch..
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Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or..
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A situation in which someone finds themself trapped on the toilet next to an empty toilet paper roll.
"Honey, I seem to be experie..