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When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to ans..
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When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air..
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Muckdonalds. 'nuff said!
My kids actually said that they'd rather eat the cardboard box as it probably had more flavour than ..