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The ability to masterbate with your left or right hand at any givin time.
Richard: Both my arms are so tired from milkin the lizard.
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Riding a custom bicycle down a large hill and past the Oregon Zoo, or on the highway in Portland, Oregon. These mutant bikes usually don..
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Basically an anniversary but for months instead.
"How long have you and Todd been going out?"
"Our 4 month lunaversary..