Gaahl

What is Gaahl?


1.

Lead vocalist of Gorgoroth, a Norwegian Black Metal band. One of the most notorious men in Norway, who has been incarcerated on multiple charges of violence. One of the most recent included torturing someone for several hours, squeezing the person's genitals, and collecting their blood into a cup. Now it just wouldn't be European if it wasn't another man whose balls he squeezed.

Gaahl has the Satan intimidation factor down, but once you get past that, he's just a fragile little boy who sits on Nietzsche's lap.

See gaahl, norway, gorgoroth, squeeze, torture

2.

The Vocalist for Gorgoroth. has weird hair, and worships Satan. went to school with one other boy, who later killed himself. Gaahl was put in the slammerfor torturing somebody. Recently he came out of the closet as a gay

to use the word gaahl means to refer to a really badass person on the outside, but on the inside is just a wimp who cant take a hit, sort of like a chav.

"Gaahl likes to suck other mens penises while performing carving a giant"

"that douchebag over there is such a gaahl, he called me a tittyfucker and flicked me off, so i beat the shit out of him and he went crying home"

See metal, gaahl, chav, heavy metal, tr00, kvlt, black metal


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