What is Gaap?
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stands for: Grazing Area Above Penis
Mike: Dude, Ivik, my GAAP feels like a rusty penny.
Ivik: Oh man I hate when that happens. Its almost worse than an itchy asshole..
Mike: Oh I know it roach. Itchy asshole def sucks a lot, but an itchy GAAP seriously feels worse than getting punched in the spleen by Liam.
Ivik: Liam
Mike: Scotch on the rocks with a lemony twist...
Ivik: Made by Liam
Mike: Let's party DANIIIDE with Crane and our itchy GAAPS.
Ivik: And snuggies
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stands for: Generally Accepted Accounting Practices
Anyone who works in accounting follows the GAAP
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