What is Gabe Abbott?
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1. A tall racist piece of shit.
2. One who enjoys
3. Fan of gangsta rap and saving children in Darfur.
4. Fake fake thug.
5. A schiesty Jew.
6. Window Shopper.
7. Founder of the douchebag.
8. Nationally acredited CD/Alarm Clock retailer.
9. Brother of Natty upon whose face he shat.
10. Exterminator of all Quebecer vermin.
11. Close friend of cartoon character Beetlejuice.
12. Pioneer in hinge science.
13. Proudly unilingual.
Yo, that kid Gabe is wack.
P: "Dudes is not conditioned, right Gabe Abbott?"
G: "Indeed, indeed."
Isn't Gabe so cool? Definetly not. He is totally wack.
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