Gabe Newell

What is Gabe Newell?


1.

Known as the main man behind the games Half life and Half life 2, and is CEO of Valve Software.

Also a slang term for a game being late or delayed.

"OMFG Team Fortress 2 has been GABED!!1one1"

2.

1. An individual when under normal circumstances is unable to complete a work project on time, or adhere to a specific schedule, and upon the incompletion of the task, makes excuses.

2. The same aformentioned person(s) with an addiction to Krispy Kreme as well.

I'm sorry, but the engine was stolen. You'll just have to wait another year.

Whoops, the audio scripts were leaked. That being said, I want a maple and another glass of milk.

3.

A large hairy beast. Though rarely seen, this beast can be found in the United States. This is an endangered species so hunting it would be illegal.

Bigfoot is the closest representation I can think of.

4.

to be sexually attractive.

DUDE! That chick is GABE NEWELL!!

See Revenge


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