What is Gabillionaire?
1.
Person who uses a countless number of fake words in common speech.
That man had so much money that he was a gabillionaire.
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2.
Function: noun
Date: coined early twenty-first century
1. A person whose estimations of worth include pseudo-numbers, often with mix-and-match prefixes and suffixes.
<ka-million, qua-trillion, ga-zillion, etc.> If a person uses this word to describe a wealthy individual, they are themselves, in fact, the true "gabillionaire".
2. One whose assets exceed the nonsensical amount of "gabillion". A rare breed, to be sure.
1. "It's ok, I have a bazillion of these at home. Take some." -person
"You must be able to afford them because you're a gabillionaire." -other person *chuckles knowingly*
2. The gabillionaire's home was hard to find, given that their party had no idea what it looked like; the proprietor had described the value his estate in terms that cannot be represented in standard bank accounts.
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