What is Gaelic Football?
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Sport of Legends. Gaelic Football is an amateur sport played throughout ireland, and in irish districts in parts of america and england. It is NOT a right wing terrorist organisation (LOL!) but it is a beautiful game which can give children all the right qualities in life..
1. Strength - Gaelic is a tough game, and you must be
strong at heart to play it (not neccessarily sizewise)
2. No cheating - other sports like soccer corrage children to cheat byt diving on the ground at any chance they get. This is strongly discouraged in gaelic and is seen as a weakness.
3. Not paid - Since the players are not paid, pride is what keeps every player going. Pride in there country and pride in there sport and pride in their parish.
4. Every game is PEACEFUL, there are no hooligans starting fights in the stands during a match. After every match everyone heads down the pub for pints. Unlike its british counterpart, soccer, where hooligans destroy whatever pride was left in soccer.
Gaelic, was not created in the 19th century, but can trace its origins back to the 16th century and beyond when the game was alot more crude and unorderly. Its rules were refined in the 19th century so that spectators could appreciate the game.
Players can play for either there county, or parish, and the colours they wear have been around for generations and generations and do not represent anything other than the pride and place where they live.
Many british people like to tar every irishman and woman with one brush.. in the past british forces have broken into croke park (Gaelic footballs head quarters and pitch in dublin) and killed 13 people, one 11 year old, one 12, one 13, a player , 5 women spectators, 4 male spectators.
The GAA (Gaelic Athletics Association) was set up in the latter half of the 19th century to REVIVE gaelic football and hurling because the british who had occupied ireland for the previous 700 hundred years had for long been trying to extinguish anything irish or celtic.
"Are you headin' down to croker to see the match on sunday'
"British people are jealous of Gaelic football, its sometimes funny"
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A game invented in the 19th Century by Irish nationalists to combat the increasing popularity of football (soccer) as played by the accursed Brits.
Teams consist of fifteen players and matches last 70 minutes (divided into two 35 minute halves). The object of the game is to kick the ball around a field at random and start a fight where it lands.
Also known as "bogball", the game is controlled by the GAA, a loose grouping of ultra nationalistic right-wing property developers and bank managers. GAA headquarters is Croke Park in Dublin, a state-of-the-art 80,000 capacity stadium that was built using millions of Punts (pounds) of public money but is in practice only open for use by the GAA who only fill the place twice a year (Garth Brooks can also fill Croke Park twice a year).
Competition is organised at top level as the All-Ireland Championship, where the winners of the four provincial championships (Leinster, Munster, Ulster and Connacht) play off for a place in the final. Winning an Ireland medal gurantees any player will never have to worry about waiting to join a golf club and has a job for life in the Bank of Ireland (if their mammy lets them go).
Gaelic football supporters tend to sound like this: "Up over the bar ya boyo yah hup yah jaysis Brits out what time are Man United on the box?"
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A sport invented by the GAA, a wing of the terrorist organisation IRA, Irish Republican Army, who were responsible for 60% of the horrific murders during the Troubles; it is practised in Ireland and Australia (where it is known as Ozzie Rules) Gaelic Football is a 'legal' representation of terrorism and its pure aim is to belittle the Protestant community through wearing Republican coulored replica shirts. The sport itself lacks quality and purpose which suggest its reasons for existence. Grounds and Stadiums are named after murderers and other Republican terrorists.
"Daddy what is Gaelic Football"
"It is the sport of murdering scumbags, son, and it's sole aim is to drive Protestant people out of the country"
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