What is Gaff?
1.
Noun.
British slang for one's flat/apartment.
"I spent the night at Kat's gaff."
"You lucky fuck."
2.
"gaff" is an irish slang word for "house", its also used across Scotland and parts of England and Wales
dave - " come on over to my gaff, we can watch a film or something "
kevin - " ok, but dont try and touch me "
3.
One's private residence.
You want to come over to my gaff for some beers?
4.
Someones House, where they live, used in Dublin, Ireland
"Ive got a free gaff so im having a party"
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5.
Acronym of the infamous web site Godawful Fan Fiction and its associated message board, dedicated to finding, discussing, eviscerating and laughing at the worst examples of fan fiction available on the internet.
Hey, the author of that Orlando Bloom/George Bush/Harry Knowles bukkake story just got ripped a new one on GAFF and she's posted a huge rant to defend it.
6.
An irish expression refering to ones house
stall on down to my gaff
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7.
To get caught up in or by something unexpectedly with negative results. Based on the hook used to drag a large fish onto a boat.
Admiral Krag was the king of internet latinas until he got gaffed by a cease and desist letter.
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