Gagortion

What is Gagortion?


1.

abortion. Mispronounced as if by a child. Etymology: "Mr. Show with Bob and David." A small child (Bob) enters a room where a doctor tells his mother 'you can't have an abortion, your son is already four years old.'

The child then asks, "what's a gagortion?"

Your mom said she wishes she had a gagortion.

See abortion, faliure, choke, mistake

2.

through a freakish coincidence in human genetics your uterus and stomach have intertwined thus enabling you to throw up the life growing inside

after a hard night of drinking her child was brought to world by a gagortion.

3.

abortion after the fact.

oh honey, don't worry about johnny being handicapped. remember we can always just get a gagortion

See abortion, gagortion, gag, poop


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