Galapagos Turtle

What is Galapagos Turtle?

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A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.

I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!

See shit, fuck, cornhole, one night stand, drunk
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