Galesburg

What is Galesburg?


1.

1. A town in Western Illinois

2. Once home to Maytag, Butler, and still the home of BNSF Railroad.

3. Struggling economy but an overall town many people like to call home.

4. Most people spend their high school life trying to get out of Galesburg only to find themselves one day returning to Galesburg Illinois. Go Silver Streaks!

Did you know that Carl Sandburg was born in Galesburg Illinois.

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A shitty town in michigan where you have a likely change of being greeted by a dead rigormortis racoon holding a wiskey bottle with a cardboard sign reading "Welcome to Galesburg" has a school system similar to Vicksburg.

"Lets race to my trailor"

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