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In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.
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Highly prestigious award given to the one person who has most notably made the biggest arse of themselves during the past 7 days.
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Add in Subway commercials, he used to be a fatass eating Big Macs and Fried Butter but then he became anorexic and secretly had liposuc..
