What is Galion?
1.
one of many small, unknown towns in
known for nothing other than corn. and mullets. and toothless people.
local lore: many years ago, the high school football team was damn good. some old timers have fantastic stories about the year they won the championship. since then, all they do is cry.
dave: where you from man?
mike: galion.
dave: where the hell is that?
mike: yes.
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2.
Known by surrounding cities for it's high rate of stoners.
If you ain't dealin', you smokin'. And if you ain't smokin', you're a Republican. Often referred to as "G-town."
Most people here are here because they are stuck.
Joey: "Babe, let's run away. Fuck highschool, I hate Galion!"
Kelsey: "Joey you so foolish, we got a baby on the way!"
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3.
Adjective describing all things trashy, prepubescent, chach-esque, and any other crappy traits.
(Referring to a small town in Ohio).
Jen: Dude, Is that pregnant freshman bumming cigarettes?
