What is Galloping Gobbler?
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N. Oral sex act in which the giver gets down on all fours on a treadmill, then crawls (at whatever speed the treadmill is on) toward the genitals while giving oral pleasure.
"The other day at the gymn this girl gave me a galloping gobbler, it was pretty funny because while she was sucking i put the speed on 10."
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Another euphemism for the Pork Orc. In other words, an unwashed belligerent liar one must work for.
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Soccer game against a team of mexicans, who are usually hungover and somehow all fit into one rotted out minivan.
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