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A yellow laser beam is a stream of freshly urinated piss.
Was surprised when I open my mouth and recieved a steaming mouthful of yellow..
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Well, the only way to really explain this is ; Oops...I Miiised!
*Oh shit! Im sorry Shirley, I guess my aim is bad!*..
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southern lingo for "over there"
Elderly couple in Alabama:
Wife: "Where'd ya put my glasses?"
Husband: "..